Isnt English a funny language?...read on to find out?

Recently 9 years ago i met my ex after a long time. I ***** believe my ears when i saw her. I almost tumbled upon an ant while seeing her. She was still the handsome girl i used to know. I used to always compliment on her looks but she always said that its hereditary....you get it from your children. I asked her if we can sit for a coffee. She said Yes. So we started talking whats going on in our lives. She said she had 2 daughters now...both were girls. It was evening 1 pm. And the moon was shining as bright as it can. We talked for a long time. I was still single and next month my grandson was about to get married. So i invited her by giving a card. She said her father was a big man now. He had 500 people under him as he was a gr cutter at a nearby cemetry. He was a rapist as he used to sing rap songs. She even told that he was racist as he used to take part in the bicycle race in our town. She was now a Maths teacher at a school. Since the time i knew her I always knew she wud be a teacher as she had good knowledge of stars and galaxies. She once got 35 marks out of 30. Time flew so fast while talking to her that we didnt know. Then she remembered that she had to leave as she had some work at home. She had called a floorist to repair her floors at home. So we bid adieu to each other. On my way homei saved a lady from getting robbed....i stopped chasing her...lol. How was the story?